I’m not doing a formal WP10 party because it’s a previously scheduled game day and annual inauguration of the grill, and those two things are sacred.

Instead, I awarded my barbarian with a new piece of equipment, as seen above.

Democratizing Shield: This heavy steel shield bears the sigil of Mulletweg, and can only be borne by warriors dedicated to access for all to Press their Words, however profound or bullshitty they my be¹. Once per encounter, as a free action, it can be used to cast GPL, whereupon all enemies will cease battle and argue in blog comments for the following three days. Caster must pass an arcana check to determine if she is entangled in her own GPL argument.

DM is gonna kill me.